First, don’t even get me started on this guys name. Ochocinco. It doesn’t even make sense! Yo, chad, newsflash – Ochocinco means 8,5 – not 85 but that’s not the dumbest thing this guys done as of two days ago. And yeah, I know he changed it back to Johnson but who cares? Still dumb…
Listen, don’t get me wrong, I use to love watching this guy play. He always gave the big fuck you to Goodell with his anti No Fun League antics but scrolling through Instagram the other day I came across a post that made me double take:
Chad, are you out of your fucking mind? “you can’t beat me in FIFA”
I bet he can’t. You know why? Because he is too busy murdering people! I get it, you miss football and you keep posting pictures of the old days like a broken hearted sap whose girlfriend wont take him back. I know you want to get back in the league but this is not going to help your image. What’s next? Maybe a shoutout to Darren Sharper and how him and Bill Cosby could never take you in a game of Clue?
CHILD PLEASE!
